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VIDEO REVIEW PALOOZA!!!

"Satisfaction" by Benny Benassi
Directed by Dougal Wilson
Grade: A+

Absolute raunchy cheesecake, as assorted unbelievably hot models show off power tools against a dirty baseline. Bizarre, funny, sexy ... just what videos are for. The effects were done by The Mill, who also worked on ...


"The Hardest Button to Button" by The White Stripes
Directed by Michel Gondry
Grade: A

Another splashy collaboration between the incomparable rock duo and videodom's top visionary. The song is likely the Stripes' least good single, so I have to give it a slighty downgrade, but this stop motion clip is unmissable.


"Baby Boy" by Your Girl B featuring Sean Paul
Directed by Jake Nava
Grade: B+

Your Girl B teams up again with Nava, who put her throgh her exotic dancer paces in "Crazy in Love." This outing has an awful song and a hideous contribution from Sean Paul, who sucks up everything. But, oh ... Beyonce ...


Well, that's it for right now.

DRAMATIC RETURN

It's been awhile, and I have no readers to complain, but I am back. A review is coming up later today -- perhaps even a palooza!