Thursday, December 18, 2003
VIDEO REVIEW PALOOZA
So, I just went to iFilm and checked out what they think sexy videos are. And here we go:
"Honey" by Tosca
Directed by Marcus Ross
Grade: D+
Mostly inept attempt at softcore porn features skinny but comely female models licking the titular liquid from each other's ... well, you get it. No nudity, but it wouldn't have helped. The dreary techno tunes of Tosca don't add much to the proceedings.
"Train" by Goldfrapp
Directed by Dawn Shadforth
Grade: C+
Goldfrapp's lead singer struts in front of a modern-day burlesque more raunch than sexy. There is also impressive tassel twirling, brief mudwrestling, and people dressed as deer.
I was going to do more but everything sucks.
So, I just went to iFilm and checked out what they think sexy videos are. And here we go:
"Honey" by Tosca
Directed by Marcus Ross
Grade: D+
Mostly inept attempt at softcore porn features skinny but comely female models licking the titular liquid from each other's ... well, you get it. No nudity, but it wouldn't have helped. The dreary techno tunes of Tosca don't add much to the proceedings.
"Train" by Goldfrapp
Directed by Dawn Shadforth
Grade: C+
Goldfrapp's lead singer struts in front of a modern-day burlesque more raunch than sexy. There is also impressive tassel twirling, brief mudwrestling, and people dressed as deer.
I was going to do more but everything sucks.
